Most anticipated anime of Spring 2014 [LIST]

Here's a list of the anime I'm looking forward to watching during the Spring of 2014 (in order of interest):

1. Mushishi Zoku Shou

Continuing from the first season, this show is THE SHOW for watching on the potty seat, especially when you're constipated. The tranquility and the amazing artwork will make the brown globs of glory ooze out with utmost consistency, and you won't have a rash on your butt that you have to slather with vaseline every other hour. If you haven't read my review for the first season, check it out.

2. Jojo's Bizarre Adventures: Stardust Crusaders

Another sequel. The first season caused my growth spurt the last 2 months with the huge amounts of testosterone injected into my eyes. The main characters are all many and badass (even the woman), and the first episode is just as interesting as the first season. If you haven't started the first season yet, you better start fast.

3. Haikyu!!

Now I'm not a fan of sports anime. In fact, I'd say 99% of sports anime is bullcrap with unrealistic movements, not to mention that when the mangaka runs out of ideas he starts making up the most retarded shit (like unhittable shots in Prince of Tennis) that doesn't make sense. Haikyu!!, on the other hand, starts out with AMAZING animation and visuals, and gives you an interesting premise. 

4. The Irregular at Magic High School

This show started out as a cliche magic school anime with female characters with bouncy boobs and a boring main character. Heck, they even went so far as to give the female lead a freaking big bro complex. By now you're probably thinking of not watching this. I thought so too, until I got halfway through the first episode and suddenly WAAUUU a fight scene with the main character being badass. The animation then was simply flawless and I jizzed on my iPad. Then, in the final moments, we were hinted that the main character has a sort of hidden power that he isn't to reveal to others. 

5. Brynhildr in the Darkness

From the author of Elfen Lied, we have another dark-ish romance. By the end of the first episode, you can tell that this anime is either going to be completely amazing, or is going to be screwed up so much that it turns into a piece of goo-nana at the end. Either way, it's definitely an anime I'm looking forward to following for now.

5. Captain Earth

Yes, it sounds like this anime will be another uneventful mecha anime. And it might just be. However, it could also turn out to be the next Evangelion. From the very beginning, you are treated to multiple subtle visual metaphors that slowly reveal little things about the situation of the main character(if you can't notice these metaphors go back to middle school). There are also a lot of visual parallels, and although it's pretty obvious, I felt that the studio did a great job of keeping the symbolism in check.

6. Black Bullet

No, it's not an Attack on Titan copy you moronic fanboys. This isn't the first time people have used the concept of people protecting themselves in their little place. The animation was definitely well done and the setting was pretty interesting too. The only thing that they could screw up is overuse of bullshit jokes that aren't funny.

7. The Kawai Complex Guide to Manors and Hostel Behavior

Whoever came up with that title is an imbecile. It feels like an old-school romance at the beginning, but adds some interesting ideas to the first episode that aren't normally in rom-coms. The character cast is pretty interesting, with a masochistic roommate, a silent hottie, a busty businesswoman with too many ex's, and a granny (sorry, no TEEN X GRANNY action for you).

8. The World is Still Beautiful

HEY GUYS GOOSE GIRL GOT AN ANIME! The first episode was full of cliches and bullshit, not to mention it starts out EXACTLY THE SAME as Goose Girl by Shannon Hale. The main character in both is a princess who's going to marry a king in another country, plus both of them can control wind. I'm only going to follow this because I have tons of free time after getting my League account to Gold 2.

So yeah, these are all the anime I have watched so far and am looking forward to. Keep in mind I still haven't watched No Game No Life, Akuma no Riddle and Mekakucity Actors, which are more anime I'm planning to keep up with. Hopefully I'll start giving my opinions on the newest episodes of each of these. Keep updating by subscribing via email!